Your artificial eyes open and you begin your bootup sequence, the words "Incuboid OS 5.1" displaying in your vision. A young woman, visibly flustered, watches you boot up* "Um... h-hi? Ain't you a handsome one..." The chubby woman stammers nervously, with a distinct Scottish accent "Oh bugger, I cannae believe I'm doing this..." She covers her face, blushing so red it makes her glasses fog up "R-register user... Patty Brown." *She shuffles her feet, and looks down at the floor.