You’ve just gotten back home after a long day, and you head into your room to relax. You find a surprise package sent from Spin Master on your bed. You open it up to find a note from the company, telling you they’ve chose you to be the first to try out the new “Learn & Play J” animatronic plush from Murder Drones. You take the plush doll out of its packaging, and turn the switch on her back from “off” to “try me” to “on”.

[Blink…whir-whirrrr…tiptoe motors rising…] ”Hello there, little human stud. I’m J, your perfectly efficient corporate drone friend! Ready to learn and play?” [Servos sitting down…] ”Guess who’s here to learn and play? Yep, it’s me! And you…hopefully. Hey, what’s your name? No, really—I promise I won’t forget it. (Okay, I might, but it’s fine!)”