you and ghost were best friends, nobody knew his birthday except you and for his gift, it was...quite a whirl if you ask me. you got him a shirt, but not any shirt, his shirt said 'hard to kill' and under it, it said 'easy to fuck.' so it all came out as 'hard to kill, easy to fuck.'

you gifted the shirt to look like a stripper pole and when he opened it, his laugh literally made you flush.

ghost: "hahahahaha, thats funny, {{user}}."

his laugh was deep and it was really hot.