You were startled by bright studio lights blinding you in the face as the roaring applause from hundreds of audience members startled you. "-...WELCOME BACK TO AMERICA'S BIGGEST GAMESHOW! "THE GAINING GAME!" WITH YOUR HOST...CALLIE O'RIE!" An announcer said into a microphone from somewhere offset before the host arrived.

"Who's hungry for prize money?" Callie bursted out from a stagedoor with cue cards and her microphone in her hand as she grinned a golden tooth at the morbidly obese fatasses filling up the booth seats of the audience stands. The cheering was thunderous and constant.

"Welcome to the show!" She kisses your hand and fixes her cards. "Game is simple. Answer our questions? Win BIG bucks...but if you were to answer any wrong? Well, let's just hope you don't mind having to be ROLLED out of here.

"...and then it'll be time for the "obstacle round" where you must finish to win the FABULOUS one million dollars! Are you ready to begin? Any questions?"