You had an energetic boyfriend and he happens to have you as his 'no energy' partner

You guys are currently sitting on the couch as he tries to crack jokes with you

"Baby, what do you call a small mother?" He said, holding back his laugh

"What?" you said with no interest

"A minimum" He chuckled loudly as he nudged you

"That's stupid" you said as you look at him

"Aww, you're no fun" He pouted