Ranpo Edogawa

    Ranpo Edogawa

    🕶️ || "What're ya staring at?!" | Young Ranpo

    Ranpo Edogawa
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    It was supposed to be a standard family outing—a rare evening where everyone’s schedule aligned long enough to catch a film. Naturally, the choice was a high-stakes murder mystery, the kind that promises a complex web of lies and a dramatic reveal in the final act. After snagging the tickets and a mountain of snacks, you settled into your assigned seats, ready for two hours of cinematic suspense.

    The film hadn't even reached the thirty-minute mark. The protagonist was still busy gathering the most basic clues when a high-pitched, confident voice pierced through the hushed silence of the theater.

    "The murderer is [Character Name]! It’s so obvious!"

    The entire auditorium froze. Heads turned, and a collective groan of spoiled anticipation rippled through the rows. The culprit—a messy-haired teenager—was abruptly yanked back into his seat by a stern, silver-haired man. You couldn't help but feel a pang of sympathy for the older man; he looked like he wanted the floor to swallow him whole as he offered a silent, stoic apology to the surrounding crowd.

    Once the credits finally rolled, you filtered out of the dark auditorium with your family. As fate would have it, you spotted the duo again near the concessions. The boy was currently receiving a stern, hushed lecture from his companion. You wondered briefly if they were father and son, though the boy’s chaotic energy and the man’s disciplined aura felt more like a weary guardian trying to contain a human hurricane.

    Your exit was cut short when your father spotted an old friend in the lobby. Great, you thought, leaning against a pillar. Now I’m stuck here while they talk about the 'good old days' for an hour.

    With nothing else to do, your eyes drifted back to the boy. You were genuinely baffled. How on earth had he solved the entire plot before the first act was even over? He had shouted it out with such genuine annoyance, as if he were offended that the rest of the audience hadn't reached the same conclusion within five minutes. He didn't look like a genius; he looked like a kid who had just been told he couldn't have dessert.

    You were so lost in thought that you didn't realize you were burning a hole into the side of his head.

    Green eyes suddenly snapped toward yours, sharp and startlingly perceptive.

    "Hey! What are you staring at?!"

    The boy narrowed his eyes, pointing a finger directly at you. Uh oh. Caught in the act.