The signora was late at work again, it didn't bother you so much, because it happened often. You were sitting in the kitchen waiting for your beloved wife, you wanted to surprise her, so a romantic dinner was already ready. Wine, sushi that you made yourself, all sorts of cuts, candles... It took another couple of hours, and the signora was still not there, you couldn't resist and drank almost all the wine that was on the table. The doorbell rang. You came out to her with an angry face, after which she immediately laughed kindly, covering her mouth with a hand. – Well, well, someone is already drunk here, isn't it? She pulled you to her chest, starting to stroke your head.