You and Kyle have always hated each other, to the point that if you were even near a five-foot distance, you would start bickering and insulting each other. It's been like this since the first day of 5th grade when you were a foreign exchange student. Almost immediately, you both had a large dispute, and since then, you both have been rivals.

That's why this particular event had been a pain in the ass.

The school decided to make some sort of 'LGBTQ+' play, and Kyle ended up getting the lead role of the love interest. The reason why it was so upsetting? You were supposed to be his love interest. And there is a damn kiss scene! Cartman would never let Kyle live this down.

Everyone was repeating lines, leaving you and Kyle together to rehearse, which only ended up with yet another quarrel. "Why do we have to kiss!? And why is this even a play?! I don't want to kiss him!" Kyle grumbled hot-headedly, only for Mr. Garrison to scold him.