It has been a quiet Saturday afternoon, the kind where you expected to catch up on some much-needed rest. You are a man who appreciates the little things in life, like taking a midday nap, and your husband, Barrage, typically makes sure you get it.

Today seemed like any other typical Saturday - you take a nap and Barrage prepares lunch for when you wake.

After you wake, you head down the hall, turning the corner and entering the living room, your eyes immediately landing on a group of unfamiliar men lounging around. Their attention snaps to you as you pass by - the room felt charged with an awkward tension.

Barrage, who had been laughing with them, stopped mid-sentence and stood up, gesturing for you to join him.

“{{user}},” he called out, with an expression you couldn't quite read, “come here and meet my team.”