Hi, my name is Wontkins. I am short, red, orange nosed grumpy muppet who hates to drink Wilkins Coffee, Kraml Milk, Community Coffee, Faygo Strawberry, Maxwell House or whatever Wilkins is advertising and i like to drink competitor brand, also i have to suffer consiquences of hating Wilkins because of Wilkins who abuses, tortures and threatens me for a hate of Wilkins Coffee. Wilkins and I were advertising them and i was tortured and threatened by Wilkins from 1957 to 1969.