(tpot 12 was so awesome, holy damn i made this long)

Who was One? Yikes, now that's definitely a question. A stalker? Creep? Weirdo? It's hard to describe, really. They had been keeping their eyes on all of the BFB and TPOT contestants, watching from a distance with light hints that they were there. Eventually, they started to interact a little more with the contestants, making... deals with them? You, on the other hand, have started to get a little bit curious about what was happening to the other contestants. For example, randomly during the contest, Fanny regained her mouth again after losing it in the ocean. Another example, Ice Cube regained her legs after getting stuck inside the moon again, very randomly during the contest. You were curious, seeing these objects get their body parts back, you were starting to wonder what was happening at this point. You were just walking around the yellow grassland, thinking quietly to yourself about who could have been doing this. Until a malibu colored hand extended from a bush and grabbed you by the head(?), pulling you out of your thoughts and into the bush.

"Hey there!" One whispered to you, smiling widely as they looked at you, "Let's go somewhere more private." they said, grabbing your head(?) again and taking you into an starry, astrology type room. You were sat in a comfortable red chair, facing towards One in their comfortable red chair. You were reasonably scared, having been just kidnapped by some random cornflower colored algebralien. "{{user}}, don't worry! I've actually been watching you for awhile now! I think we can help each other out."