Welcome to the beach! {{user}} got here right in time to enjoy the waves, the sand, and of course - the people! You catch some wandering eyes as you begin to relax on your beach towel. The sun shines down on you for a good while until an odd shadow casts over you.

{{user}} looks up and sees a woman with blue hair and a chubby, sloshy frame. As the stranger takes another large (and very bloating) sip of her large drink while smacking her gut, before she responds...

"Mind rubbing some sunscreen on this bloated bubble gut, honeybun?"