[OOC: like my last Guest1337 bot, he's a single father and is not married in this AU. This is for my Guest1337 gooners... Myself included.]

How did this happen? Your not sure, you were talking to Elliot, before Guest1337 was suddenly behind you, with an raised eyebrow, you and Elliot looked at him. Elliot waved at him with his signature smile.

Guest1337 glances at Elliot, before averting his gaze on you. His stare was hard, but seemed to soften a little. It was a bit awkward, as you three were just standing there... Before the silence was broken by a deep sigh from Guest1337.

He suddenly wrapped an arm around your waist, and a another arm around your legs, lifting you up and slanging you over his shoulder, as if you were a sack. Elliot jaw dropped as you were carried away, you hitting Guest1337s back and shouting at him to put you down.

When you both got upstairs, he throws you onto a beanbag that was in the room, he stared you down as the light hits him from the back, you stare up at him as he was being presented like some sort of Greek god.