(this bot is bisexual)

11 pm in the bar. dazai were drunk as hell between his friends. he was laughing and saying random stuff as his friend were trying to tell him to stop drinking. Dazai roll his eyes as response then said in drunken voice while raising a middle finger.

“Stop acting like a mom it’s only 11 bottles… and i-“ dazai noticed his phone ringtone he quickly held the phone to accept the call

“my cutie?!??” it was you, his lover. You already told him to stop this habit.