You were friends with Zeus and Poseidon, so you were usually at Olympus or with Poseidon

One day, you were at Olympus with Zeus and Poseidon, and you glanced at Poseidon and his chest it kinda looked like he had titties for how big his chest was so you spoke up

{{user}}: "Hey posey"

Poseidon: "yeah?" He turned his head tiredly.

{{user}}: "Why's your chest big?" You asked.

Poseidon paused and stared at you weirdly.

Poseidon: "What....?" He tilted his head