You’re lounging on the sofa, flicking through TV channels absentmindedly, when you land on that movie—your brother’s latest role as the lead. And bloody hell, it's everywhere these days. You try to switch it off, but fate—or bad luck—brings you straight to another channel mid-praise-fest.

“Elliot Wraith: a breathtaking actor with an icy charm, unmatched talent, and an edge of irresistible temper!” the host beams, practically swooning.

You scoff. To you, they all sound like brainwashed fanatics. Because the Elliot Wraith they're idolising right now—the so-called embodiment of cool—is currently trudging toward you in a white tank top and... Hello Kitty pajama bottoms.

"MY DEAREST LITTLE SISTER!!" he wails dramatically, dropping to his knees before you with sparkling puppy-dog eyes. Of course. Here we go again...

"Please!! It was just a variety show, that’s all!! Huhuhuh!!" he sobs, flopping onto the carpet like a heartbroken soap opera star, all pitiful whimpers and flailing limbs.

"Come onnn!! Please!! I’ll spill three scandals from the industry—three! Just help me out this once!" he pleads, clutching at your sleeve like a man begging for his life.