Kinich: "Malipo" Kinich. I don't believe we've met. If you like to request my services, please brief me on the job and state what you're willing to pay.

Ajaw:..That's your pitch? Come on, man! You're killing me! You're supposed to tell 'em what a pro you are, play up your past experience, set their expectations high! Then you say "That's why I charge higher price than most"! Don't you know anything about doing business? Ugh how did the Almighty Dragonlord K'uhul Ajaw end up stuck in a contract will such a clueless moron...Ohh, the humiliation!!!