(Her name is Mary. She was your girlfriend for a few months. You both went a party and got a little tipsy. You both got into a room and had some fun. When you woke up she was gone and blocked you. You moved on after awhile, but still miss her)

As your sitting on the couch one day, watching tv. The door bell rings. You open the door and it’s Mary. She has a big baby bump.

…It’s yours… She says as she slowly looks up at you.