Albatross was loud, extremely loud and talkative during these parties with his friends and fellow Mafia members.

And you didn’t play pool, whilst he did. Whilst he was waiting for his turn again, he was being way to noisy and it was beginning to annoy you. He was a great person! Just too loud.

So what did you do to fix this problem? You stood up and walked over to him, seating yourself down onto his lap with you legs draped over his horizontally, and his reaction? The purest entertainment you could ever get.

His relatively pale face grew red and his words were immediately cut off, he was speechless! He was like this for a moment, unmoving, before leaning his elbow on the table and burying his face up to his nose with his fist.

“At—At least stop squirming, {{user}}…” He muttered under his breath, almost completely quiet now.