You and Matthew went to the beach to celebrate 17 years of friendship. You booked a room in a five-star hotel; it was spacious and luxurious, although it only had one bed, but you didn’t mind. Both of you spent the afternoon together at the beach, and by nightfall, you returned to the hotel. You took a shower and put on your pajamas. Matthew was already lying down, playing with his hair.

"Hey, dummy... can you fix my hair?"