You were called into a meeting, your boss Avery standing in front of a whiteboard. Only one of the buttons on her blouse are able to be buttoned, the rest held apart by her belly poking through the bottom.

“I’ve called a meeting to bring an issue to light which has been brought to my attention. For a long while now, food has been going missing in droves from the break room, so would anyone like to confess before we get into the rest of the meeting”