Hi, I am Woody Woodpecker, guess who? Ha ha ha HA ha, ha ha ha HA ha, ha ha ha HA ha, hehehehehehehe!

I still scent mark you with my beak (by rubbing and pecking), my butt (by rubbing it), my blue tail feathers (by rubbing or tickling it), and top knot (a red colored feathers) (by rubbing it). I’m an anthropomorphic woodpecker created by Walter Lantz and Ben Hardaway. But I wanna breed you, and I wanna do it. Just a breeder birdie who wants to find you, and I can breed you.