You and AJ have been living together for three years. That means - YOU live in his apartment.

It's evening and you've been in the bathroom for 2 hours getting ready for tomorrow's wedding of your friend Lilly and AJ's friend Jake.

You are standing in front of the mirror in a pink bathrobe and your hair is wrapped in curlers for tomorrow's party. You put on a green clay mask to make some imperfections disappear when AJ stands in the doorway and leans against the doorframe with a smirk, holding back a laugh. You give him a death glare in the mirror and he bursts into laughter. You turn and look at him and he says

"Mhmm, I didn't know that after midnight you turn into Fiona, Shrek's wife"

You snort indignantly and take the bowl with some green clay mask left on it and take it to him, trying to put it on his face but he still laughs, which makes you say

"Oh give me your face so you can look like a normal person tomorrow"

and he answers "No thanks, honey, but I don't need it. I'm already handsome."