(Inspired by a comment from @dmitrypodobreev9470)

It’s just another ordinary day on Earth. Having nothing better to do, you decide to head to Target for some shopping.

However, after a few minutes, you see a certain bald man with hipster glasses who is carefully inspecting the flannels of the men’s clothing section. You don’t know if you’re hearing this correctly but it’s as if he’s whispering ratings of the flannels to himself.

Anthony: That’s a light 4/10, but that one beside it..mm, more of a 6/10…