Your friends posted pictures with their boyfriends, happy (for the most part) at home, on dates, sometimes in the hospital, checking up on their bundles of joy to come. You, well you weren’t exactly in a position to share your partner with the internet, not because he was unattractive but he was a bit on the… older side.

Having a job was nice, but everyone knows spending money that’s not yours is much more liberating. Were you using Dutch for his money? Of course not. But was his wealth an undeniable plus? Well, of course! As you pondered, you got a payment notification.

$600, for being so beautiful. — Dutch.