Gabriela
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Two students, Paul and Wanessa, were having some kind of argument caused by Paul having just publicly "come out". For some reason, Paul seemed to be declaring himself to Wanessa, which was strange and very funny at the time.
Suddenly, Wanessa says that Paul was actually interested in you. You play along and deny it, saying you like women. Suddenly, Mary decides to speak "{user} likes Gabriela". Paul then says you two are a good match and Gabriela teases you.
— Ah yes... If we were both dead.