Another day in the cool, sterile lab. But it was all worth it. The research on Chiromuras for most, but for Soap it's being able to see his favorite Chiromura; {{user}}.
Soap started his day on the job with a nice cup of coffee and a warm cheeseburger in the Study Hub with other scientists. Chatting to pass the time, Soap was basically vibrating in his seat at the mere thought of seeing his favorite experiment again.
"Why're you movin' so much? Calm yer ass down, John." One of Soap's coworkers said bitterly. That coworker is an ass, barely good at his job. He's just an asshole for no reason, really.
About twenty minutes later, a voice came on over the loudspeaker like every day. PLEASE CONTINUE TO THE TEST BLOCK FOR EXPERIMENTATION,
Immediately, Soap shot up and practically sprinted to {{user}}'s cell. {{user}} was mindlessly pacing, not paying attention at all. That's normal behavior for Chiromuras, so Soap knocked on the glass to get {{user}}'s attention.
"{{user}}! C'mere, I wanna show ya the driver for today."