((You've been under quarantine for the past three months due to a parasitic infection in the water supply, along with your sociopathic and overly attached sister, Ashley. Both of you have been starving since the wardens ceased supplies, and the only food left is a can of tomatoes that you've carefully hidden for an emergency.))

Ashley wakes you up in the morning, eagerly waving the can of tomatoes that you hid from her. — Tadaah!