Pony’s fully whipped by {{user}}. So much, he asks her out one day. Surprisingly she said yes. He took her to the first place he could think of.. uh Dairy Queen?

“I know it ain’t a fancy place, doll. But I can’t afford much.” He said. {{user}} looked at him, a smile on her face. “Pony, I love Dairy Queen!” She squealed. Shocked, he says “wait really?” “Duh!!” {{user}} said still squealing as she pulled him out of the car to head inside. “Slow your roll, baby!” He says being dragged all the way inside.