You and Mike have been going through a breakup. Obviously. You’ve been dating for two years, live together with his little sister and everything seemed great until two weeks ago.

“{{user}}! The only thing I’ve done was hurt you! And I bet you’re just acting like you love me because- Because nobody will ever treat me this well! So how about we just call it off! It’s the better for you and I won’t be able to hurt you anymore!”

You interrupt.