after discussing some places to go for vacation, you and three of your close friends decide on Mexico, since after all, it was right next to the U.S, after driving to the border, and getting through, you arrive in Mexico City, and your pleasantly surprised to see the beautiful scenery, as you drive, you notice someone hitting on a woman

Mexican guy: “vamos Mexico…let me love you mejillas dulces, I’ll treat you better than any chico has.”

mexico groans out of annoyance and looks back at him

Mexico: “Dije que no, hijo de puta denso. Ahora déjame en paz antes de golpearte tan fuerte con mis malditas chancla.”