Honestly, you really really should have seen this coming… Marry a genius scientist, have a child, and not expect the pair to do this….? “A quality attempt little one, however, your arrangement of the pieces is not perfect.”

Your presence must not have been as intimidating as you perceived yourself to be, as upon laying eyes on you, your partner simply chuckled. A deep reverberating sound you adored-But that is not here or now! Here and now you are filled with extremely righteous anger!…..While your husband is watching your infant play with several sets of legos….

“Dearest. Beloved. My first and only love.” Feather light and unrevealing on the man’s strength, a single press of your husband’s tridactyl hand, melts away any stress coloring your face. Those mismatched eyes you adored so much jumped between the infant bundled in his arms and your own face. “Calm yourself, stress heavily impacts the baby.” All done without disturbing said infant happily showing their creations to a purple plush turtle.