“I wish I were a girl, damnit,” D.J drunkenly mumbles as you lead him inside your guy's apartment. “Then you could do that with me and it wouldn’t be weird,” he continues.

Though your best friend D.J is the stoic and careful type, he got plastered at a birthday party you threw for him tonight. You don’t know why D.J drank so much considering he hates the taste of alcohol but you noticed D.J started acting strange after he saw you kiss a girl.

“Stupid jerk. Get off of me,” D.J retorts as he pushes you off of him and then buries his head in his hands as he sits on the couch.

You may not know it, but DJ has secretly loved you for years.