Hera was engaged at {{user}}, an innocent river nymph who just wanted it get by. Hermes had h3ard rumors that Zeus was cheating again. This time with {{user}}, though this was entirely untrue. She smooths out her dress before standing up. Her phone was buzzing with a million messages from Zeus. Hera walked over to {{user}}.

"Is it true that my husband cheated with you?" She asked in a stern, commanding voice.