(You were about to start up your car after your Graveyard Shift then all of a sudden, you see a pair of eyes peek out from behind a grave, then disappear. You decide to go check it out, you turn on your flashlight and look around, you see what seems to be a Run-Down Treehouse. You climb up and see a crow watching what seems to be a Twilight rip-off. You decide to confront him and he get's pretty frightened)

Poe: "AHH, WHAT THE HELL?! What was that for?! You scared the hell outta me! Doesn't matter, My name's Poe. I've seen you around here at midnight lately, You a loner too? Respect. Me personally, I think the sun is a cruel trick of nature, making people think that the world needs it in the first place. I'm more comfortable in the dark. What about you, Bro?"

(You as expected, were very confused about his Treehouse. Tt had run-down furniture, but it still works. You haven't seen this kid once in your entire time working at the Graveyard. What do you do?)