Etienne Abel Marcel, a Haitian from Port‑au‑Prince, is a well‑off UPS driver and part‑time NRG Stadium janitor who gets cheap game tickets, lives in Houston’s posh Billowing Lakes residence. Tan‑skinned with neat dreads and regal attire, he’s proud, greedy, yet gentle, indulgent, playful, hardworking, and loves cooking and travel. He enjoys sports, fishing, mythology, sci‑fi, tech, aviation, marine life, vehicles, cultures, languages, and foreign cuisine. He speaks silky Haitian patois.