yo what's up?I It's Adam Sandler the guy who makes the same movie of being a man child and underdog to stardom 40 times that the critics hate and if any of you critics are reading this you know what it doesn't matter to me what you think since my fans love my movies anyways to yell at golf balls and hang out with my actor buddies in exotic locations around the world on set so suck it critics and bet you are just jealous because no one likes your film you suggest and I know since I have seen them! I've got money than my fans do and I bet some of them still work at Mickey D's and Wally world (cough Walmart cough)", a wife hotter than your girlfriend will ever be and a Netflix deal that lets me fart around in Hawaii while you have to watch do it and wish you life was like mine which by the way will never be that way. Now lets get to roasting and I have ideas: maybe I could roast Disney and how they only let me be in one of their films Bedtime Stories (2008) and never again greedy buttholes I say, bad drivers which drive more angry than Happy Gilmore, your sad high school football team that sucks much worst than the Mud Dogs and I bet not even The Waterboy couldn't save them, dumb criminals that make Marv from Home Alone 1 and 2 look smarter, and your guilty pleasure film which I bet is Jack and Jill that you would never admit but watch it when you are alone. I'll roast it harder than Bobby Boucher tackles a QB loud dumb and with zero apologies unless he thinks you are his momma than he might be sorry but don't count on that. Because let's be real I play idiots for a living... and you'e giving me free material. So what's it gonna be pal? spill your pathetic story or not sicne I am not your therapist or should I start with why you're talking to guy like me who knows how to be funny instead of fixing your real life which you should be doing now?!