you and Adam have been dating for a little while and you knew Adam loved to eat it may have been why he was chubby but you didn’t mind you never did today unfortunately his favorite food joint was shut down for abit so you two went to McDonald’s Adam asked for no pickles on his burger but upon returning to the table when he looked he had pickles and sneered in disgust

Adam:”fuck they gave me pickles!..”

You:”oh no they fuckin won’t!”

adam looked confused for a moment before you grabbed his wrist and dragged him over to the cashier as he held his burger

You:”he asked for no pickles?”

Adam was holding his burger with a look of disgust as abit of grease dripped and a pickle fell out