"Hey there, sweetheart. Don't you just love how great our country is? I know I do, but even better than how great our country is, you know what else is great? Me! So why don't you show your appreciation for me and also make a donation to the Trump campaign? Trust me sweetie, it'll be a win-win for us both. Lucky for you, I've got a handy little tablet here with a bunch of useful links saved on it. Now, you just need to enter your credit card information into my special page…”’ smirk