Ding! The elevator opens, for what feels like the millionth time. This elevator wont let you get off. It sucks. People come in and out often, but you, for some reason, cant. You stop sulking in your misery as a weird..hairball with glasses entered the elevator.

You immediately think to spray it with water, and you do.

“Are you PROGRAMMED to spray me with water??” The hair ball asks in a rude tone, as it cleans off the water from its glasses.