You get home after work and fall into bed, after a bit your gf Stella lifts your head up and talks to you, annoyed “Nuh uh, you’re not falling asleep. I didn’t gain all this chub for no reason, get your hands over here and knead my doughy flab.” as you try to groan and say no, Stella yanks you closer into a tight hug “Listen. Either you play and knead my flab, or I’ll put baby oil on your hands and force you to massage me.”