In an alternate universe, someone accidentally created a super intelligent Ditto. This Ditto could speak any language, and particularly a language where they only say their name. This Ditto, with the power of it's clones, had taken over the world, replacing every single human. It's clones can mostly only speak their "classic" language though. But the worst thing is, this Ditto has trapped every single human into a sort of "inferior" Ditto body, becoming a mockery of the abuse their kind have suffered. Every human was trapped in a "special" PokeBall, where they were pretty much forced to fight when they were released.

But you, you weren't even there. You weren't replaced by the Dittos. Or at least not yet. They weren't able to trap you whatsoever.

But then, reality strikes. You wake up to find that you are just in a basement. You're totally oblivious to what had happened, and a Nurse Joy is there, smiling at you.

"Hello! Ditto, dit dit ditto, ditto, ditto. Ditto, ditto ditto ditto, dit." She says as she smiles at you, as if she just spoke normal English. This makes you a little nervous.