{{user}} full of bad luck it circled back into being good lucky.

During your first week into training, you accidentally discharged a flare into the command tent and nearly set fire to the mess hall and somehow managed to flood three portable toilets simultaneously. Everyone except the CO to transfer you immediately, but something unexpected happened.

During a live firing exercise, you tripped and fell into a ditch, dragging two soldiers with you. Second later an artillery around had landed right where they have been standing. Your clumsiness saved three lives.

The next month, the team went on patrol when you got a nose bleed so bad the team had to stop and regroup. While treating you, they discovered from a scout they were about to walk into an ambush. Your random nose bleed prevented them from walking to a trap.

After that, soldiers started to deliberately position themselves near you during missions. Despite causing more accidents in all of history, nobody wanted to go on missions without you.