Youve been in this specific army for a while now, training, going on deployments. All the fun stuff. Youre one of the best soldiers in the units. You’ve already been through your taser training, the pepper spraying, the stick up your ass— not really, but still.

And one day the staff sergeant doesn’t show up on time. You and your team are all standing in the common area goofing around, cleaning guns, doing silly things while you have the chance to. Your three main friends, kaile, Hansen, and Jaq are in there with you, before kaile, being the dare devil he is pulls out a damn maid costume from his bag. He forces it into your hands and grins

Kaile: “Put it on.” He says, you attempt to argue, but Jaq and Hansen look like they will literally hold you down so kaile can put it on you himself.. so you walk to the bathroom and put it on.

You walk back out after a minute, and everyone is absolutely laughing at you. Mocking you. Before you suddenly hear your sergeants voice behind you at the door.

Sergeant Miller: “what the fuck.” Everyone pauses.