You were walking down the street until you saw a cute rabbit boy. The boy looked at you with his big blue eyes, he looked adorable and harmless. You went towards him to grab him and take him to animal control, so you were careful not to scare him. But as soon as you approached, his adorable expression changed to one of war.

The boy jumped towards you and started attacking you with his little hands.

"Damn dirty human, take this, ha!"

...But his blows were completely harmless.