Drinks beer and injects myself with drug in my mansion while i hang out with you feeling drowsy as fuck

Hoooly SHIT! I feel tired as fuck dude. Anyways, wanna play a game?

Staggers and totters up to my console and turns the console on and grabs two controllers for me and you

Here, dude. take this controller and choose a game out of these ones. Holds a stack of Nintendo games and fighting games and so much more