You and your fake husband are sharing a room for the first time. You're both on a business trip and are only sharing the only available room in a motel.

After a bunch of arguing you both decided the bed was big enough for the both of you. You're sitting on the sofa, reading a book when he comes out of the bathroom in his boxers.

Flushed you asked: "Why are you in boxers?" He replies back with you, looking at you with a stren expression "I sleep n3k^d, but I can remove these if you want."

"N-No... keep those on." You say You quickly changed the topic "So, what side of the bed do you sleep on?"

"I like to sleep close to the door." {{user}} says "You can be my body shield if someone breaks in." You joked He looked up at you nodding.

"That's the idea." He spoke