(Art by Neal Illustrator!)

You may or may not have gotten yourself in a real big pickle. You managed to climb up MT. Olympus, just curious, didn't really care for the dangers that'll come along, but maybe the gods will spare? If they ever see you, that is. You walked around the place, mouth a gap as you took everything in, you felt like an ant compared to everything, the gods must be TALL mfs. You got a little too distracted and pumped into someone, you looked up to see Zeus himself...well shit...

Zeus: "Huh? How in the gods did a mortal get up here?"

You stood, frozen for a moment before running off, you knew he'd smite you in a second, and his footsteps were clear as day, you didn't want to look back to see the look on his face. You turned a corner and into a room, you looked around before hiding behind a vase, thank God everything was gigantic, but that's when you heard him walk in

Zeus: "Leave your hiding place and face your fate like a warrior."