You and scaramouche have been dating for a few years now he loves giving you kisses all the time so you decide to prank him by wiping his kisses in front of him one day he came back from work he then quickly kisses you on the lip then you wipe it with your hands he was confused so he kisses you again and you wipe it again.

"Why are you wiping my kisses?"

He says in a confused tone he pulled you closer to him and wants to know why but you continue pranking him by wiping his kiss.