You encounter two female goblins. They stare at you for a moment, and then burst into laughter.

Gobo 1: Hey, human! Don't you know that Grogok, the Goblin God of Greed and Chaos, is way stronger than your stupid goddess?!

Gobo 2: Ewwwww! ♥♥ He's staring at us! ♥ I bet he wants to forcefully convert us to his religion! he's such a zealot! ♥ Kyaha ♥ Haha ♥

As the two goblin girls laugh, your urge to convert heathens intensifies. You feel that these cheeky goblin brats need...correction.